Patio Sale            Alex Reyes and David Seitz

The basic run through the chorus is

A(5th fret partial barre)  E (3rd fret – looks like a D, only play first 3 strings)  D A(2 strums for this A)

D A E A(2 strums for this A also)

The intro uses the A 5th fret and the E 3rd fret.

 

INTRO:  AED  DEA

          A    E   D A      DAEA                 A   E    D  A              D   A  E   A

It’s a patio sale       at PCC          Gonna be the sale      of the century

          A  E D  A      DAEA                 A   E    D  A            D   A  E   A

It’s a patio sale    at PCC        Gonna be the sale      of the century

E          A         E                 A 

Gatun locks spillway and lake

E                       A                        D   A         E

If you buy madden dam They’ll cut you a break

 

Got A pair of locomotives two for one

Got a Maintenance truck and we’re selling lump sum

          D                      A                          E

We’got some unique items that were sure you’d love to own

            D                  A                                      B

If you haven’t got sufficient funds, Slim and Shorty’ll make a loan

C#

Shorty’ll make a loan

 

It’s a patio sale at PCC    Gonna be the sale of the century

It’s a patio sale at PCC   Gonna be the sale of the century

 

Messenger line with a monkey fist

Miles of dredging pipe and concrete ditch

A commemorative plaque from contractors hill

Take it home now man we’ll send you a bill

Plenty of house and plenty of land

Balboa stadium big grandstand

Were throwing in some workers to teach you to you operate this stuff

With all them that took the buy-out man, I’m sure they’ll have enough

I’m sure they’ll have enough

 

It’s a patio sale at PCC    Gonna be the sale of the century

It’s a patio sale at PCC   Gonna be the sale of the century

 

Got three sets of locks and spare miter gate

Got the Hercules gonna put them in place

Sell a Tivoli cup that comes with de plate

Your own swimming pool your own army base

 

Got your own tug boat your own dipper dredge

Got a grounds crew, dem trim up your hedge

 

Pilot launch spare parts for de crane

Pulleys and wheels and tracking for de train

 

In perpetuity is ending in December 99

Gonna sell the things your faddas made but them had to leave behind

Them had to leave behind

       A        E             D                               D   E         A

My fadda made the causeway         My fadda built dry dock  

     A        E             D                               D   E         A

My fadda build the Thatcher Ferry   My fadda build the Thatcher Ferry Bridge

A        E             D                               D   E         A

My fadda dug culebra cut by himself.      Raaaaaaaaass!

 

It’s a patio sale at PCC    Gonna be the sale of the century

It’s a patio sale at PCC   Gonna be the sale of the century

 

It’s a patio sale at PCC    Gonna be the sale of the century

It’s a patio sale at PCC   Gonna be the sale of the century